Obfuscated, self-evaluating bash script by CDN Akamai being supplied to consumers via retail stores

When my wife said to me “Let me show you a t-shirt I saw…”, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but it definitely wasn’t an obfuscated bash script printed on the back designed to print a happy Easter egg message. I’m not in the habit of clickbaity headlines I’ve no idea at all how many views this site gets, but I’m willing to bet it’s not even double-digit humans per month. but I can see why subeditors…