The real reason they don’t wear chitons in modern American movies on Ancient Greece

Saw a video complaining on the anachronistic costuming in The Odyssey and, well, there are very specific reasons they don’t let anyone where proper chitons. On men they look too much like dresses, and on women they aren’t sexy enough unless they’re spectacularly diaphanous to the point that they would not be appropriate for even an R rated movie. Thus, when it comes to Greeks, we’re left with…