[ESSAYS] A Swarm of Blood Robots

The strangest thing I&rsquo;ve done with an LLM lately is genealogical. I&rsquo;m adopted. A couple years ago I connected with my birth family. Using details they&rsquo;ve provided and genetic testing, aided by a swarm of blood robots, I&rsquo;ve unearthed huge swaths of my history. Ancestry.com hosts extensive databases of: draft cards, Ellis Island arrival documents, marriage and death and birth…