boiling an egg is so scary you don’t know what’s happening in there. it could be hard boiled it…

boiling an egg is so scary you don't know what's happening in there. it could be hard boiled it could be soft boiled it could be not ready yet but unless you time it perfectly you won't know until you commit to cracking it open. and then you can't go back. you've committed. and buddy i've committed to some eggs i did not want to eat.