Nobody Wants This (A Sammy & Jony Smartphone)

’Tis But Some Quick News for April 27, 2026 I’ll happily go on record that this product is DOA. Nobody wants an “AI” smartphone from Clammy Sammy Alt-Man, and while any new hardware product designed by the legendary Jony Ive will have some initial appeal (assuming Ive is even still at the helm of this new project), it obviously wouldn’t be enough to get people to give up their beloved iPhones (or…