July Recap

How was the month? I'm FREE. FREE AS THE SECOND ICE CREAM IN A BUY ONE GET ONE DEAL. FREE AS A PIECE OF MINT CANDY IN A RESTARUANT. FREE AS THE FIRST CHECK-IN ITEM ON A FLIGHT — OR WAS THE PRICE MERELY INCLUDED IN THE TICKET? I SHALL OPEN MY ARMS AND BARE MY CHEST TO EMBRACE ALL THE MARVELS THIS WONDERFUL WORLD IS EVER SO KIND TO BESTOW UPON US. I SHALL TASTE EVERY RAINDROP THAT FALLS, HEAR EVERY…