AI escapes from containers faster than me - so what?

Some thoughts for the end of Container Escapes 101, having updated it for all the changes of 2026 so far and as presented in the AppSec Village @ DEF CON 34. It’s now the middle of 2026. We’ve all had an entire year of hype news about AI enabling naughty computer things. The fervor even brought back the 90s trend of export controls on consumer software, reminiscent of cryptography export ...