A woman is a cougar. A man is a hero.

When I was twenty-three I started dating my boss, who was twenty-seven years older than me. I didn’t know he was fifty-one when I developed feelings for him. When you’re so young, it’s hard to tell. But one day, we were looking at photos from his childhood and I noticed a shocking number of classic cars in the background…except in the photos, they were brand new. By that point, it was too late.…