I Vibe Coded an Inflation-Resistant Currency

In 2017 I quit my job to pursue a career in cryptocurrency. I had high hopes. Nearly a decade later, crypto is still barely functional. Last summer a friend helped me rebuild my dock. It took an entire afternoon just to get him set up with a Bitcoin wallet so I could send him some Bitcoin for his trouble. This summer, he has half as much “money” in that wallet as when I sent it. In order for…