P.U.N.C.H. Declarations

Householders, In an effort to maintain order within The Drunken Goose, landlord Toby Maltspigot has introduced a new policy: all disputes must now be declared in writing prior to commencement. Patrons are asked to complete Form 42B (“P.U.N.C.H. — Proposed Uncivil Neighbourly Confrontation Hearing”), specifying: the nature of the disagreement, the expected volume level, and whether throwing of…