A Theory for This, That and Everything Else

“Why isn’t there a theory to shut the fuck up?” Everyone is spouting theories. Like it’s their right. There’s a theory for sleeping. Waking up. And wiping your ass. And it’s all bullshit. One theory that’s doing the rounds is the Black Cat & Golden Retriever Theory. Where the guy is the golden retriever in a relationship. Chasing the girl around. While the girl is black cat. Always brooding and…