On #1 (the haircut)

Since the pandemic started, I've been cutting my hair pretty short. #1 all over, it's quick and cheap and saves me from how oppressively thick my hair is. The guy who owns and runs the hairdresser closest to me is a nice bloke who's good at his job. Great at making you comfy, has good conversation. But my favourite thing about getting a haircut from him is that no matter what it is, he does it…