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preservationofnormalcy : Armageddon lives on reel-to-real tape in the basement of an office in DC. Hello, %STUDENT_NAME! What a %ERROR young <mage/wizard/sorcerer>! I’m CANTRIP, your local magical installation wizard. I see you’re trying to draw a MAGIC CIRCLE for LESSER INVOCATION OF COFFEE WARMING. Would you like some assistance?