THE FYRE FESTIVAL OF SEMIQUINCENTENNIALS

The Fourth of July, and America's 250th birthday, is this week and the vibes are off. But it's OK because a good old fashioned state fair has set up in the nation's capital and it's going just great. Plus: pretty soon someone's launching nearly a million firework shells. Nothing can stop us now. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho