Pope Leo taps Musk to lead Department of Papal Efficiency

Hell-bent on streamlining Catholicism, Pope Leo XIV has recruited the world’s foremost efficiency expert. Elon Musk now heads the Vatican’s new Department of Papal Efficiency (DOPE)—and he s meeting the challenge with religious fervor. Appearing alongside the pontiff today, Musk outlined his plans to reinvigorate the business of faith. Starting in the fall, local churches will [ ]