Was going to do a bit about how Jesus Christ and Alexander the Great both died at 33 and were hailed…

Was going to do a bit about how Jesus Christ and Alexander the Great both died at 33 and were hailed as King of Kings but I looked it up and Alexander died at 32 and never took that particular title so fuck me I guess. However they *are* both known to us primarily through four lightly contradictory sources written at a later date including one source that continues on to describe events after…