so. my wife came downstairs just as i took a bite out of the remaining half red onion on the…

inbabylontheywept : theshitpostcalligrapher : unfortunatebedhead : inbabylontheywept : inbabylontheywept : warriorsmurf : inbabylontheywept : britcision : inbabylontheywept : so. my wife came downstairs just as i took a bite out of the remaining half red onion on the counter. literally within seconds of just getting away with it. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both sat there a…