I wrote an API client for my water-cooled bed

Now that I have your attention, let's break that down a little bit. I recently purchased a Sleep.me Chilipad 2.0 , which is a system that allows you to control the temperature of your bed using a thin, water-filled mattress topper that's connected to a device that contains a pump, reservoir, and thermostat. It was $1700 1 . Yes it's ridiculous. I know. I make software engineer money, I'm single, I…