Most elves are probably just as out of shape as the rest of us, it’s just that only the hot ones get…

what-even-is-thiss : enthusispastic : what-even-is-thiss : revengeofthescyths : what-even-is-thiss : I hate not living near a large body of water. Whenever I stand near a large body of water something deep inside me calms down for a while but I don’t live near enough to one to get that fix every two or three days so I’ve gotta make my maybe once a year trip to a river or ocean stretch out…