Biscuit, Bad Movies, and $29 Beer

I went to the dentist this week. The great thing about my dentist is that they are freewheeling with the nitrous oxide. I think they cranked it too high, though. Somewhere between "Bennie and the Jets" and "Starman," I got lost and all the music started sounding like the band Beirut. Suddenly I was at a drunken parade and didn't mind that some lady was fist-deep in my mouth. I did slightly mind…