Fight Me in the Waffle House Parking Lot at Dawn (Read by the author)

Just sharing another poem, "Fight Me in the Waffle House Parking Lot at Dawn," first published by The Daily Drunk. Many thanks to them. As I say before I read the poem, this came to me while I was on cold medicine and was awake at maybe three a.m. and this little critter just showed up. I really like it. Oh, and the onion rings line? Like someone taking out their earrings for a fight, right? I'm…