Local Man Divorces Wife, Cites "Unsatisfactory Return on Investment" from Her Support

HENDERSON, NV – In a legal first that has sent shockwaves through the burgeoning "life partner as collectible asset" market, Gerald "The Grader" Peterson, 47, officially filed for divorce from his wife of ten years, Brenda, citing "unacceptable performance and a consistent failure to appreciate in sentimental value." Peterson, a prominent figure in the local sports card community known for his…