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bitchystarlightbarbarianthethird : dreadwedge : (Me as therapist) Hmmm. Have you tried boogieing down (Me as a lifeguard) Quick. Hold onto this keytar (Me as an orthopedic surgeon) All done. And just so you know I put some beans in there. basically now u r a big maraca (Me as an ordinance handling expert) stand back the beats about to drop (Me as an intimacy coordinator) let’s try another take but…