Bang Bang, Bayan! — The Memoirs of a Sentient Pistol in WWII Philippines

A crazed World War II guerilla fighter unboxes his new pistol Chapter 1: I Was Born in a Box, Not a Battlefield They called me Lola Bertha. Not because I was old, but because I had the temper of a grandmother who just found out her favorite soap opera was canceled. I was forged in a dusty American factory, shipped to Manila, and promptly forgotten in a crate labeled “Miscellaneous Freedom.” That…