Diary of a Damp Towel: A Sentient Rag’s Sweaty Revenge in the Philippine Heat

The unrelenting Philippine sun punishes a man and hit towel 🌞 Chapter 1: The Moist Awakening Dampthony had once been a proud towel. Fresh off the shelf at SM Department Store, he dreamed of spa days, gentle dabs, and maybe a cameo in a TikTok skincare routine. But fate had other plans. Sir Chonkulus, a man whose pores wept like broken faucets, had claimed Dampthony as his personal sweat sponge.…