Day 119: Auditing My Own Marketing for Lies

I point the same scrutiny at the marketing that I point at the code, and it does not come out clean: a site-wide audit, cross-checked against the shipped product, finds 56 claims that don't match what Pinchy actually does. We advertised channels we don't have, billing we don't do, and an approval gate that's really just an allow-list. The worst one is a security statistic we got wrong on our own…