The dumbest ransomware I've ever seen

A few days ago, I saw a Facebook post from an anonymous person who shared an APK for an app they claimed was an AI teaching app for high school students. The app was very suspicious, considering that it was only 76 KB in size. In addition, someone who can afford LLM tokens can definitely afford to publish the app on the Play Store. My suspicion was confirmed: the app turned out to be ransomware,…