Disappointing ending melts Ice Cream Man

One of the things that has always stuck with me from my screenwriting classes at film school was our lecturer telling us: “The two best pages of your screenplay needs to be the first page and the last page.” Well if brand new horror comedy Ice Cream Man is anything to go by that is advice that obviously neither Noah Belson (Cabin Fever) or Eli Roth (Hostel) have ever heard because this is a film…