hot takes #1: shit i learned in 2025

Sometimes, when I'm bored and unhinged on the internet (this is what happens when I decide to take the entire month off under the guise of " healing from my hysterectomy ") I will shitpost on Instagram (one of the only properties of Meta that I will occasionally use, only for the Stories feature because fuck giving them my DATA!!!!) I wrote a short list on my stories, but I wanted to elaborate the…