She Can't Take Up All The Air In Every Room, Can She?

Why does she have to be the only thing happening in music at any given point? Why can't someone else have some of the attention? No, we gotta take up all the vinyl plants to make 20 variants of the yearly track dump. We gotta have the painfully slow social media roll-out with all of the requisite non-social media stops to farm for clips. We gotta do the discourse of the pre-release and the…