Bullshitting My Way Into The Future

My best, proudest American quality (probably the only one I possess and could actually be proud of) is my ability to bullshit. I'm not the best at lying but I am a champion bullshitter. Regional champion, at least — I won a modest cash prize for it in college. There was a whole tournament the bullshitter fraternities & clubs around the country organized, it was actually a lot more fun than you'd…