# news now (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 2 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover news now. Page: Feed: --- ## [Di Gregorio Exit Would Leave Juventus Seeking Vicario Backup](https://www.juvefc.com/di-gregorio-juventus-exit/) _2026-08-22 · Federica Mancuso · Juvefc.com_ Michele Di Gregorio is nearing a Juventus loan move to Bournemouth, while Mattia Perin’s exit could leave the club needing Vicario cover. The post Di Gregorio Exit Would Leave Juventus Seeking Vicario Backup appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Fagioli’s Fiorentina Future Clouded as Premier League Interest Grows](https://www.juvefc.com/nicolo-fagioli-transfer-interest/) _2026-08-21 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Nicolo Fagioli’s Fiorentina future is uncertain as Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace show interest, with Napoli also monitoring the midfielder. The post Fagioli’s Fiorentina Future Clouded as Premier League Interest Grows appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [God Asks ‘How Am I Doing?’ in His First-Ever Request for Feedback](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/god-asks-how-am-i-doing-in-his-first-48d) _2026-08-20 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ I am an insecure writer with low self-esteem, so please share BNN to boost my confidence.Thanks for reading Big News Now!! ## [Juventus Sound Out Zirkzee as Kolo Muani Talks Continue](https://www.juvefc.com/joshua-zirkzee-juventus-transfer/) _2026-08-20 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Juventus have contacted Joshua Zirkzee's representatives as they explore alternatives while Kolo Muani remains their priority target. The post Juventus Sound Out Zirkzee as Kolo Muani Talks Continue appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Vlahovic Leads Serie A’s Biggest Earners as Juventus Rank Second](https://www.juvefc.com/serie-a-wages-vlahovic-juventus/) _2026-08-19 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Dusan Vlahovic tops Serie A wages at €22.2m, while Juventus rank second in club spending behind Inter for 2025/26. The post Vlahovic Leads Serie A’s Biggest Earners as Juventus Rank Second appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Arthur Melo exit would end Juventus’ costly six-year gamble](https://www.juvefc.com/arthur-melo-juventus-exit/) _2026-08-19 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Arthur Melo is close to leaving Juventus by mutual agreement after six years, helping the club cut costs from his contract and transfer. The post Arthur Melo exit would end Juventus’ costly six-year gamble appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Juventus turn to Vicario as Martinez pursuit ends](https://www.juvefc.com/guglielmo-vicario-juventus-loan/) _2026-08-18 · Luca Ferretti · Juvefc.com_ Juventus have agreed a season-long loan for Guglielmo Vicario from Tottenham, with an £8.5m option to buy the goalkeeper. The post Juventus turn to Vicario as Martinez pursuit ends appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Elkann Sets Juventus Target as Club Works Back to the Top](https://www.juvefc.com/juventus-rebuilding-phase/) _2026-08-18 · Luca Ferretti · Juvefc.com_ John Elkann says Juventus must start winning as the club rebuilds under Luciano Spalletti and targets a return to the top in Italy and Europe. The post Elkann Sets Juventus Target as Club Works Back to the Top appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Parma’s €35m demand pushes Juventus toward Vicario loan](https://www.juvefc.com/guglielmo-vicario-juventus-target/) _2026-08-15 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Guglielmo Vicario has emerged as Juventus’ goalkeeper target after Parma’s €35m asking price for Zion Suzuki ended their pursuit. The post Parma’s €35m demand pushes Juventus toward Vicario loan appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Juve Agree €20m Package for Bologna Defender Jhon Lucumí](https://www.juvefc.com/jhon-lucumi-juventus-deal/) _2026-08-15 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Juventus agree a €20m package with Bologna for Jhon Lucumí, who has settled personal terms and is expected to undergo medical tests. The post Juve Agree €20m Package for Bologna Defender Jhon Lucumí appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Play Both Sides Of The Lie (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/EsK6SppWjQBl) _2026-08-15 · **Sponsored**_ Two operatives, one manufactured war — uncover the Complete Truth after both campaigns. ## [Juventus Discuss Di Gregorio Loan With Valencia](https://www.juvefc.com/di-gregorio-transfer-valencia/) _2026-08-13 · Federica Mancuso · Juvefc.com_ Valencia have reportedly opened concrete talks with Juventus over Michele Di Gregorio in a loan deal with a €15 million buy obligation. The post Juventus Discuss Di Gregorio Loan With Valencia appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Vlahovic Set to Leave Juventus for Besiktas on Free Transfer](https://www.juvefc.com/vlahovic-besiktas-transfer/) _2026-08-12 · Federica Mancuso · Juvefc.com_ Dusan Vlahovic has agreed personal terms with Besiktas and will leave Juventus on a free transfer after medical checks in Istanbul. The post Vlahovic Set to Leave Juventus for Besiktas on Free Transfer appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Jesus Urges Use of Guns to Enforce Commandment to Love One Another](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/jesus-urges-use-of-guns-to-enforce) _2026-08-12 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Please share Big News Now if you find my reporting fair and accurate. ## [Juventus Face €30m Hurdle in Pursuit of Zion Suzuki](https://www.juvefc.com/zion-suzuki-juventus-transfer/) _2026-08-12 · Sergio Lattanzi · Juvefc.com_ Juventus have opened talks for Zion Suzuki, but a €30m price and interest from Aston Villa and Leeds could complicate the goalkeeper move. The post Juventus Face €30m Hurdle in Pursuit of Zion Suzuki appeared first on Juvefc.com . ## [Pete Hegseth Forced Out at Pentagon after Failing Sexual Performance Test](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/pete-hegseth-forced-out-at-pentagon) _2026-07-24 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Thanks for reading Big News Now!! ## [Trump Says U.S. Will Seize 'Strait of Hormel' from Iran](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/trump-says-us-will-seize-strait-of) _2026-07-16 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Ports in Vital Waterway to Be Renamed after Food Processing Giant's Top Brands ## [Hacked Video Shows Trump Diapering a Wiggly JD Vance in Oval Office](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/hacked-video-shows-trump-diapering) _2026-07-08 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ President Seen Hoisting and Laying Vance onto Desk ## [God Announces Recall of Eight Billion People](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/god-announces-recall-of-eight-billion-02e) _2026-06-30 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Creator Warns People to Stay Inside and Avoid Others Until Defective Conscience Can Be Replaced ## [AI Eliminates BNN Staff and Takes Full Control of Failing Satirical Newsletter](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/ai-eliminates-bnn-staff-and-takes) _2026-06-20 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ AI Editorial Assistant "Trudy" Replaces Longtime Human Editor Jon Klaverkamp ## ['American Ream' Still Very Much Alive, Trump Assures Weary Americans](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/american-ream-still-very-much-alive) _2026-06-11 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Trump snapped at a BNN reporter when asked about claims the American dream is dead. ## [Trade Bitcoin and Ethereum Today (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/GKGACjYHxhmZ) _2026-06-11 · **Sponsored**_ Buy, sell, and margin trade BTC and ETH with EUR, USD, CAD, GBP, or JPY. ## [Gen Z and Millennials Sweep Up 'Boomers' in Nighttime Raid and Resettle Them on Pastureland in Midwest](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/gen-z-and-millennials-sweep-up-boomers) _2026-06-04 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Each Baby Boomer Given a Hut and Seeds for Small Vegetable Garden, as Well as Fork and Pocket Knife ## [Jesus Foretells Rise of His 'Uncle Bernie' in Newly Discovered Bible Fragment](https://bignewsnow.substack.com/p/jesus-foretells-rise-of-his-uncle) _2026-05-28 · Jon Klaverkamp · Big News Now!_ Scholars Agree Reference Is to Bernie Sanders, God's only Brother. 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