Whitehall Voicemail August 2022

'You have reached the UK Government. We are currently on annual leave until September. Please hold and you will be put through to your Member of Parliament as soon as the donor funded Sambuca-fest on a private island in the Caribbean vomits forth its degenerate and soul-blackened gravy train. Your cost of living crisis is important to us. If you would like to receive a call back from the chinless…