Songs About Critics (1 of ??)

Now here's a thing that puzzled me for a while... The Soft Boys recorded a song titled "The Lonesome Death of Ian Penman" (which I've only just realised is an extension of Robyn Hitchcock's Dylan fandom - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll") (and which I seem to remember was once findable out there, but doesn't appear to be anymore). But then I came across what looks to be the very first NME…