There was an old lady Who lived in a big house She had no children at home But a furry soft Siamese kept her company For seventeen years he’s been a pain In her butt. But she loves him in spite of his habits Awake at five for a morning meow and get her up Food is wanted NOW along with a pet on the head. He sits on her lap as she pees and watches TV He cuddles in bed as she nods off paws on her…