My Favorite David Sedaris Essay: "You Can't Kill The Rooster" [Explicit]

Click here to read the full text of ‘You Can’t Kill The Rooster’ Hey everyone, One night last week I just couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t! I could not sleep. I did all the proper evening routines, too. No food and no screens a few hours before bedtime. Dark room. Cold room! I know ​so many evening routines​ . Even had my new CPAP mask Darth Vadering onto my face ... No luck. No dice. I just couldn’t…