📝🐱🎂A Birthday Audience for the Male-Human

Today is a particularly important date in the household calendar: the male-human is celebrating his birthday. Naturally, I have dressed for the occasion in my finest white outfit. It is freshly arranged, beautifully fluffed and, as always, entirely bespoke. Some creatures require wardrobes. I simply wake up looking magnificent. In honour of his special day, I have also decided to be on my very…