📝🐱🐮Household Policy Update: The Overnight Delivery

This morning, my male-human woke up to discover Miss Moo Moo Longtail underneath him. He seemed surprised. I was not. Allow me to explain. During the night, I had carried Miss Moo Moo Longtail to him personally. This was not random behaviour. It was a carefully considered household-management decision. Miss Moo Moo Longtail is, after all, one of my trusted companions. She is soft, dependable and…