M’kay, y’all, so this weekend, the heart of DC is gonna be crazy AF because the Orange Menace is…

M’kay, y’all, so this weekend, the heart of DC is gonna be crazy AF because the Orange Menace is turning the streets into a damn Hot Wheels track. This fool ordered a pack of nearly one-ton IndyCars to race 147 laps for a total of 250 miles around the National Mall. TF! These cars will blast down Pennsylvania Avenue at 185 mph in a 25-mph zone. I did the math. That’s 271 feet per second. Some more…