If I Worked This Hard in My Day Job...

A group of us from college work our asses to the bone every year on our tailgates. Football is huge in America, and it's even huger in Texas. And once you start talking about University of Texas football, it's just ridiculous. I'm not a sports guy, but I'm totally caught up and have been since the '90s. We're the last group doing this, and money-for-nothing is in full effect here. We don't get…