📝🐱🐟Household Policy Update: The Open-Door Night Shift

I am pleased to report that the recent decision to leave the doors open at night has been met with my approval. Naturally, I do not sleep in just one place. That would suggest a lack of options, and I have worked far too hard on this household to tolerate such restrictions. Some nights I select the sofa. On others, a chair, a quiet corner, or another carefully chosen location that happens to meet…