Applications open: Dream writer (unpaid)

Last night, I had a dream that I ran into Sam at a diner. I was with my friend Yasmeen and I said oh that’s Sam. She’s not responding to my texts . She reached over and tapped Sam on the shoulder and asked her why she would do such a thing. Sam, upon being asked, immediately rolled her eyes at me. That was the last straw. I fired my team of dream writers. Sam would never roll her eyes at me. She…