Green Park

I never want to hear Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" again. No, I'll rephrase that: I don't need to hear Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" again. I'm done. I've heard every single variation on it, every version, a different chord arrangement, done fast, done slow; I've heard it. I don't need to hear it again. And I certainly don't need to hear it played on an acoustic guitar on a train in Italy at nine in…