Santa as Surveillance Infrastructure: The Naughty List Protocol

📋 Report Classification: Mortal Surveillance Architecture Analysis 🛰️ Observation Authority: Celestial Compliance Monitoring Bureau 🎯 Field Period: December Operational Window, Annual Cycle ⚠️ Security Concern: Mortals have deployed distributed behavioral tracking without divine authorization 🔍 System Codename: SANTA (Seasonal Assessment & Naughty/Tracking Algorithm)