A gravitationally accurate feline horoscope

AriesCats gravitate towards you TaurusYou gravitate towards cats GeminiGravity cats towards you CancerCats you towards gravity LeoGravity gravitates towards cats VirgoYou are a gravity well. Cats think you are swell LibraThe universe bends towards one universal force that transcends all time and space. It is cats ScorpioCats weigh you down. This is a feature SagittariusFor [ ]