Count Binface Wins the Hearts of the British People Against Far-Right Candidate Nigel Farage.

In yesterday's Clacton-upon-Sea special election, a record-breaking field of 34 candidates lined up on the ballot paper. Among them stood Nigel Farage, leader of the xenaphobic Reform UK, seeking to consolidate his political standing. But standing right alongside him was Count Binface—the self-described bin-clad space politician who may not have won enough votes, but came second to a loser.…