# metz (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 1 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover metz. Page: Feed: --- ## [12 Listicles That Didn’t Make The Cut For Summer 2026](https://metz.substack.com/p/12-listicles-that-didnt-make-the) _2026-08-18 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ When editorial’s batting a .003x DPI ## [Phoebe Bridgers Releases Bizarre Unhinged Concept Album: "I Want To Fight These VCs"](https://metz.substack.com/p/phoebe-bridgers-releases-bizarre) _2026-08-17 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ Each diss track specifically names a venture investor the singer wishes to battle ## [I'm Really Glad China Found A Bank They Vibe With](https://metz.substack.com/p/im-really-glad-china-found-a-bank) _2026-08-16 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ Farming Aura, Striking a Pose Of Financial Compliance ## [5 Killer Family Offices](https://metz.substack.com/p/5-killer-family-offices) _2026-08-13 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ The Metz 50, Part 6 (of 10), A Series On Family Offices That Really Get Funds & SPVs ## [7,383 Family Offices Want To Kick Your Ass](https://metz.substack.com/p/7383-family-offices-want-to-kick) _2026-08-12 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ & Four Awesome Women LPs You Need To Know About, and The LP Check Sizer! ## [Do You Want To F\*\*\* With Us?](https://metz.substack.com/p/do-you-want-to-f-with-us) _2026-08-09 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ 1 in 9 Emerging Fund Managers Have Already Joined This Gang. We Don't Need Your Money. If You Want To Avoid Reality Don't Read This. ## [The Metz 50 #5.5: The Kirkland Family Office](https://metz.substack.com/p/the-metz-50-55-the-kirkland-family) _2026-08-07 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ He bought 400 barrels of pork nobody asked for. 180 years later it's a $1.50 combo and a country that never learned a damn thing. ## [Let's Have A War](https://metz.substack.com/p/lets-have-a-war) _2026-08-06 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ A Pizza War, and Private Equity's Invited ## [We Don't Do Affiliate Link BS. Here's Where We're Actually Buying LP Gifts This Year.](https://metz.substack.com/p/we-dont-do-affiliate-link-bs-heres) _2026-08-05 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ A handwritten card still cuts through everything in December. Two real stores, three gift tiers by relationship stage, and the actual mailing deadline before the window closes. ## [Install Manifest V3 Extension (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/cTouciqavHqo) _2026-08-05 · **Sponsored**_ Get this Manifest V3 extension from the official TronBrowser Store listing. ## [The Metz 50, Part 5: He Ran the Bush Presidential Library. Today, He's Building a Rival to the NYSE](https://metz.substack.com/p/the-metz-50-part-5-he-ran-the-bush) _2026-08-04 · Adam Metz · LP Blueprint_ Six family offices, USA and Canada, every one tied to a real, confirmed fund position. Here's the receipts.