How to get banned from Facebook in one simple step

I, too, have (or as you can probably guess from the title of this post, had) a Facebook account. I only ever used it for two purposes. Finding out what friends I rarely see are doing Getting invites to events Facebook has over the years made usage #1 pretty much impossible. My feed contains approximately 1% posts by my friends and 99% ads for image meme "humor" groups whose expected amusement…