An Appeal from the United Federation of Dictators, Despots, Evil Emperors and Tyrants

Truly, we are living in a new Golden Age for all those sharing our passion in subjugating all of human race under a single iron fist. And to think that mere few decades ago we thought that our way of life was heading to the dung heap of humanity. Education, international cooperation and other such scourges of democracy and civilization seemed to have taken an unescapable stranglehold on our core…