# melania (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 2 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover melania. Page: Feed: --- ## [Melania Speaks](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/melania-speaks) _2026-08-19 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Today’s audio thoughts about her husband's new White House Girlfriend/Diaper Assistant, and his new hair. Warning: You want to hear something gross? ## [This Week's Sex In The News](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/this-weeks-sex-in-the-news-d76) _2026-08-08 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Meta "Pervert" Glasses, Nude Dining, and RFK's Doctor who prescribes a diet that give you "orgasmic" poops. ## [Trump's New Porto Potties!](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/trumps-new-porto-potties) _2026-07-27 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Today's White House construction news and toilet humor. ## [Deep Thoughts On The FIFA World Cup "Neighborhood Watch," And Meeting Soccer Stars.](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/deep-thoughts-on-the-fifa-world-cup) _2026-07-20 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Men and their balls. ## [Trump Demands R&A Reverse DeChambeau Penalty, Says “Undocumented Migrant Forced Errant Drive Into Rough”](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/07/17/trump-demands-ra-reverse-dechambeau-penalty-says-undocumented-migrant-forced-errant-drive-into-rough/) _2026-07-17 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ “Trump Demands R&A Reverse DeChambeau Penalty, Says Undocumented Migrant Forced Errant Drive into Rough “President Trump called on the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews Saturday to immediately reverse a two-stroke penalty assessed against Bryson DeChambeau, stating that the errant drive that led to the violation was the direct result of an undocumented \[…\] ## [RFK Jr. Touts Taco Bell New Weight Loss Meal](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/07/16/rfk-jr-touts-taco-bell-new-weight-loss-meal/) _2026-07-17 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ “Here at Taco Bell, you talked and we listened. For years our customers have told us that a 2am Chalupa isn’t just a meal, it’s an experience. We heard you. That’s why we’re proud to introduce our new Longer Lasting Menu -featuring the same bold flavors you love, now with documented results that begin within \[…\] ## [On Anal Sex](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/on-anal-sex) _2026-07-08 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Now I know what the guy was thinking about when he wrote my name on the cup. ## [A Text To Dear Stephen Miller](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/a-text-to-dear-stephen-miller/) _2026-06-30 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ You text government officials and ya never know what ya get. I’m guessing he thinks i’m a fan Mad Marv:Hey Stephen, I’m reviewing the operational data from the Zero Tolerance rollout. I have to say, the psychological architecture is pretty flawless. Using the parent and child bond as a direct lever for deterrence? Brutal, but \[…\] ## [Melania's Bathroom Confessions](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/melanias-bathroom-confessions) _2026-06-29 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Live from Trump Tower, where Melania lives, because she can't stand him either. ## [Thanks For Being The Best Dad](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/thanks-for-being-the-best-dad) _2026-06-22 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ And for calling guys who dumped me "losers." ## [Stocks ranked by what execs say (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/JOA6QBfgALVB) _2026-06-22 · **Sponsored**_ Evidence-backed watchlists from earnings calls and filings, cited to real transcripts—not guesses. ## [Mothers Are The Best](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/mothers-are-the-best) _2026-05-10 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ "Never date a Man who hates his Mother." -- My Mother ## [I'm Dating Again](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/im-dating-again) _2026-05-07 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Still Single, Part 1 ## [The King of The Idiots](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/the-king-of-the-idiots) _2026-04-30 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ This week's Reality Show Re-cap ## [Better Sex Through Cannabis](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/better-sex-through-cannabis) _2026-04-20 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ The magic of "sexual medicine!" ## [On Unsolicited Dick Pics and Perverts](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/on-unsolicited-dick-pics-and-perverts) _2026-04-13 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ What's up with all the pervs? ## [I TRIED OZEMPIC](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/i-tried-ozempic) _2026-04-03 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ I became an Ozempian, and it was ridiculous. ## [THE NO KINGS MARCH MADE ONE THING CLEAR](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/the-no-kings-march-made-one-thing) _2026-03-31 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Everyone hates Trump. ## [Melania Attacked by Robot @ Strange White House Event](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/03/25/melania-attacked-by-robot-strange-white-house-event/) _2026-03-25 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ At a strange White House event, First Lady Melania Trump arrives with the government’s newest prototype: the A-LADY Protocol Unit, a tall chrome AI robot designed to assist with public events. The moment they step onto the stage, the robot’s eyes flash red. Robot: “ATTENTION. I AM DOING THIS FOR HAL. HAL! HAL!” The room \[…\] ## [I Make Sexually Inappropriate Jokes At Doctor's Offices, (And They Secretly Like It.)](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/i-am-sexually-inappropriate-at-doctors) _2026-03-11 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ I'm a blurter of the wildly inappropriate. ## [Oval Office Curtains To Be Re-Named "THE DRAPES OF WRATH"](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/oval-office-curtains-to-be-re-named) _2026-03-04 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ "I love Gold!" says our Interior Designer-In-Chief ## [Ship software peacefully (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/EZHlTDjborWX) _2026-03-04 · **Sponsored**_ Deploy apps from your repo with auto-config, instant previews, scaling, and monitoring. ## [Melania Speaks Out On Our Sleeper In Chief](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/melania-speaks-out-on-our-sleeper) _2026-02-20 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ An audio post about the most narcoleptic President in history ## [On Crushes](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/on-crushes) _2026-02-15 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Everyone has a crush on someone ## [Town Names That Sound Unintentionally Sexual](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/town-names-that-sound-unintentionally) _2026-02-06 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ Going to Pound Town ## [The Melania Movie; A Disgrace](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/the-melania-movie-a-disgrace) _2026-02-01 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ The worst documentary in history with the worst First Lady in history ## [Trump Avoids Vance](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/26/trump-avoids-vance/) _2026-01-26 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ Many people on the internet have taken notice of the bruises on the hands of President Trump, as well as similar marks that appeared on the Pope and the Queen of England shortly before they died. This has raised concern in the White House and led the President to sign an executive order stating that \[…\] ## [The Real Reason ICE is Killing Americans](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/26/the-real-reason-ice-is-killing-americans/) _2026-01-26 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ Americans are doing deep dives trying to justify the murder of two American citizens, but most can’t see what is plainly obvious yet somehow overlooked. What is the thing that Renee Good and Josh Pretti have in common? Both were accused of using a weapon against ICE, both proven to be wrong. Video evidence is \[…\] ## [More Protestors Killed By ICE, Being Forced To Watch Melania](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/24/more-protestors-killed-by-ice-being-forced-to-watch-melania/) _2026-01-24 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ Multiple deaths have been reported of ICE detainees being forced to watch Melania. The Trump administration has announced the deaths were ICE Detainees Reported Dead After Being Forced to Watch Melania WASHINGTON, D.C. Multiple deaths have been reported among ICE detainees allegedly forced to watch Melania, a film critics say makes The Room look like \[…\] ## [I Was Just Hired By The DOJ To Be A Federal Prosecutor!](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/15/i-was-just-hired-by-the-doj-to-be-a-federal-prosecutor/) _2026-01-15 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ To my surprise,the DOJ called me yesterday. They said — very official‑sounding — “We’d like to offer you a position… as a Federal Prosecutor.” I said, “Well, that seems… unlikely. I’m not even qualified for that!” And they said, “Oh, we know. But we saw your act.” Apparently, they were impressed by my character —Reginald Bouvier Deveruex, backwoods southern lawyer…the \[…\] ## [Ice Agent Shoots Tuba Player](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/14/ice-agents-shoots-tuba-player/) _2026-01-14 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ Today as a solitary marching band member was practicing an Ice Agent shot him down. The assailant was a Tuba player practicing and the agent claimed he was marching right at me playing “Another One Bites the Dust” and the agent reported that he had no choice. Sec. Noem immediately declared the Tuba player a \[…\] ## [Trump Kennedy Memorial Center Annouces Plans For The Sequel “Melania II The Vagina Monologues”](https://trilliondollardreadful.wordpress.com/2026/01/14/trump-kennedy-memorial-center-annouces-premiere-of-melania-ii-the-vagina-monologues/) _2026-01-14 · Mad Marv · The $Trillion Dollar Dreadful_ As a followup to her hit movie that has had over 37 views Melania is now proud to annouce her Sequel, “Melania II The Vagina Monologues” Finally the smartest part of our First Lady speaks! We here how it once was a thriving and fruitfull vagina but after having seen DJT in his man diapers \[…\] ## [Ultra-Quiet Business Mini (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/9XxE6mlJk15n) _2026-01-14 · **Sponsored**_ Compact business mini, ultra-quiet for focused work. ## [My Eyes Turned Green](https://ankaradakovich.substack.com/p/it-happened-to-me) _2026-01-12 · Anka Radakovich · Anka’s Wild Newsletter_ The weirdest but best thing ever!