The Ammortal Chamber: Or How to Sell Someone a Lie-Down for £120,000

SPECIMEN #018: Aggregatus immortalis Classification: Device Grifter / Synergy Merchant / Longevity Aggregator Habitat: High-end wellness clinics, glass-fronted rooms containing a single expensive object, brochures printed on very thick paper, and the Goop gift guide. Diet: Inflammation anxiety, optimisation fatigue, and the belief that more technologies, applied simultaneously, must be better than…