Black Hole Blues (The DIP Lament)

Send us Fan Mail Now the Defence Investment Plan has been announced - what does it really mean? Philip Ingram has some thoughts in song! Starmer stood up with a shiny new plan, £298 billion, yeah, that's what he said, man. Fifteen extra for drones and some hybrid dreams, But the chiefs wanted twenty-eight—now we're bursting at the seams! They trimmed the budgets, raided the pot, Told the MoD to…