Cuckman and the Sex Patrol

Cuckman is an 8 foot beast of a man with a 14 inch hog (that means dick). He sits around stroking it while watching people fuck his wife. If an adventurer refuses to plow his nasty wife, he stands up and whips them with his big cock. If he is destroyed, his hard shaft reveals itself as a magic sword, CUMBRINGER. This sword requires dedicated retention on the part of its wielder, and will become…