Reduce Variables

It’s sleek. It’s the designer’s dress code, if you’re “cool.” It makes getting dressed in the morning easy. Two decisions. It’s slimming. It makes not giving a shit about clothing brands easy. Or at least kind of easy. It makes you feel guilty, though, when you like something colorful. It makes your closet look good—neat, simple, organized—even though I keep the doors closed. It’s a talking point,…